This combination of questions and response was a fitting ending, it seemed to me, to a long day of failing to get a cable problem solved online and over the phone.
You could apply the same principle to lots of situations, especially when you’re hoping for agreement or praise.
“How’s your day been going?” someone wants to know. You shake your head: “Lousy. It’s been a terrible day.” And someone replies, “I’m sorry, but I do not recognize that response. So again, how’s your day.”
After a fancy restaurant meal the server comes over: “I trust your dinner was satisfactory.” “Well, actually, not really. The chicken was kind of tough.” “Ah, Sir, I’m afraid I cannot accept that as a response. So let me ask you again: How was the food?”
“How do you like the election returns? Pretty awesome, eh?” “For you maybe. For me, it was pretty bad.” “What? I must have misheard you because I do not recognize that response. What do you really think?”
“Want to come over now or Tuesday?” “Now would be good.” “Sorry, I don’t recognize that. Actually, make it Wednesday.”
The cable company has another rhetorical winner somewhere in its questions online. It goes something like: “Is this the address where you want service. Answer Y for yes.”
And if the answer is “N” instead? I couldn’t find a spot for that. (hh)
They appreciate your patience.
Another of those issues where one doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Remember, you are talking to a computer which has an intelligence equal only to the information entered in it. Direct communication with an actual person often produces the same result as what you are or have had with the robot. We, the users, have few options when it comes to the internet.
Same quizzical Q/A when I call DH about a delivery issue. :-)
Yep, instead of letting HH mentor and train his successor, they just decided to make wholesale changes… and now they have to deal with the consequences. It’s very difficult to survive when a community has a choice and isn’t forced to support you financially.
Their system is called an “idiot knob.” An idiot knob is a knob you push but the knob isn’t connected to anything. It just makes you feel better!
Try cancelling the Statesman-Journal, the robot won’t do it and nobody answers the phone.
Really an interesting post HH. …in a strange way…
‘ “How do you like the election returns? Pretty awesome, eh?” “For you maybe. For me, it was pretty bad.” “What? I must have misheard you because I do not recognize that response. What do you really think?” ‘
Not so happy about elections HH? No matter. You could be in Albany, TX freezing with no power, heat, water AND Internet / TV. I hear from Faux News the windmills froze so everything from the OIL & GAS state went down. LOL
What are we to do when so many fools lap up the lies on TV and RW-hate radio?
Riddance Limbaugh….
Artificial Intelligence can’t be all that far behind now. We must be on the veritable cusp, like right around the next corner, or perhaps the one after that, eh? Surely one of the upcoming corners or cusps…
Lack of oversight and the excuse of the pandemic has made these companies reduce their customer support to a minimum. Most of the representatives work from home now so I don’t know what’s the problem.
The other day I had to contact Alaska Airlines and the waiting time on the phone was 6h!! I could have gone to PDX and back in that time.
What can we do? I think we could contact our representatives to make sure these corporations have real human customer support on the phone or live chat. A robot can be useful to choose among the first options, but relying on a bot for complex tasks becomes disrespectful for the consumer.
Albany YIMBY try sending an e-mail to either of your senators or congressman in Washington and see if you get an answer. If you do it will not address your question other than, ” Thank you for expressing your interest.”
It’s a waste of time and energy to try to get an answer from them other than the one generated automatically by another computer or an aide who gives the same mumbo jumbo political response to a simple question.